Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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