remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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