You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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