I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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