So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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