i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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