my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Enjoy the penises
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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