I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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