I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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