He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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