hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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