I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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