I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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