just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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