bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So much Jack, so little girl.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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