I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i dont even know how to be here
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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