we're blogging at a bar
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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