How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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