You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Help. Why am I so naked?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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