You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I DEMAND FORESKIN
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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