my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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