: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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