Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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