Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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