Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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