It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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