i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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