is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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