Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Why is there bacon in the couch?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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