I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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