Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
How's work?
Spinning.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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