she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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