Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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