Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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