I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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