All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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