what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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