Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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