Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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