In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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