his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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