My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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