I want to stick my p in your. b.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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