"it" just moved
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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