Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
