i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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