Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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