Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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