what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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