I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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