their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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