Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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