I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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