She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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