Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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