New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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