Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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